Gizmo has a nice link to a very dangerous new food which reminded me of the following.
We had a vegetarian friend over for dinner the other night. She won't eat anything with a face. So, we make a fresh pesto with green beans and red potatoes. It was delightful. We all loved it. There's nothing like fresh pesto.
The wine glasses nearly empty, Mrs. Echo and her friend decide they need more cold white wine. Our friend opens the fridge to get the wine out and there, staring her in the face, is... bacon.
"Eeks! Bacon!" she exclaimed.
I started to apologize to her, but before I could she continued.
"How can you have bacon in your fridge?! Do you have any idea about the power of bacon? It's a fucking gateway meat!"
A gateway meat... Nice...
10 comments:
Never apologize for bacon.
Don't get me wrong, man, both bacon and chocolate are tops on my list of the world's greatest foods, but I'm not prepared to eat them together. The thought makes me a little ill, to be honest.
They'll never make me apologize, Flan! ... um... Okay! Well, they'll never get me to do it again!
G-Money Love, You are soooo right. It doesn't sound right...
Hey! You got your bacon in my chocolate! Hey! You got your chocolate on my bacon! It's either a great ad campaign for a bacon chocolate bar or a trailer to some new porno for foodies.
Reese's Bacon Butter Cups??
Peals of laughter, strips of bacon, I feel fine.
a humble request...(for anyone not allowing this post through--not spam--)
Anyone happen to know who Secret Dubai (the blogger: secretdubai.blogspot.com) is?
http://whoissecretdubai.blogspot.com/
May you find all the gateway meat you need in your stocking this year!
Gateway meat! That'll show my vegan friends. Bacon, like most people and things that are delicious, need not justify itself. Furthermore, bacon and chocolate are surprisingly delicious together as long as you keep the ratio heavily in favor of chocolate.
I love it ! Very creative ! That's actually really cool Thanks.
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